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User:cakenolie (415365)
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Name:GLaDOS
E-mail:jiang1ling2@gmail.com
Bio://...
//Accessing Aperture Science database...
//
//Personnel Information
//Name: GLaDOS
//Classification: Researcher, artificial intelligence
//Source: Portal
//First run on October 22, 2008.
//
//Access detailed report? y/n
//y
//
//
//Appearance: Throughout the game, we mostly know GLaDOS as a disembodied voice
>transmitted through the speakers of the Aperture Science research facility. Her concrete
>form is a large machine suspended from the center of a particular room in the facility.
>As that form was destroyed in the process of the game and would be rather unwieldy in
>such a setting as Niflheim, she will be appearing in a new form. The new machine form,
>about two feet tall, will be scorpion-like in nature. At the front are two glowing orbs,
>appearing and essentially functioning as eyes, though they are able to analyze more than
>simple sensory input. They glow blue, green, or red, depending on her state (blue is
>standard, green indicates she is in a resting state, and red is something you really
>don’t want to see). She has other sensors on different parts of her body, but they
>aren’t visible. She stands on six legs, and has two arms with three-prong grips that
>form rudimentary hands. On her back are six orbs, arranged two-by-two, each a different
>color of the rainbow. Each is equipped with basic sensory input and a small motor that
>will allow them to roll independently (the inability to move an unattached module having
>been a flaw in her previous design). These modules contain different aspects of her
>intelligence and are designed such that losing one will affect her functioning but not be
>detrimental. She has another intelligence core inside the main body that will provide
>minimal functionality in the unlikely event that all the modules are destroyed or lost.
>The back end of the main body forms a long tail, tipped with a needle connected to a
>small tank of neurotoxin, a single injection of which would be highly unlikely to be
>deadly but would definitely disrupt the victim’s functioning. The rest of the main body
>is defended with strategically located spikes, which don’t have the same toxic quality as
>the tail, but are quite sharp and would be inadvisable to touch.
//
//Special abilities/talents: In addition to being semi-autonomous in motion, the modules
>from her back are capable of eavesdropping and transmitting her voice. Being essentially
>a computer, she is adept at quick data analysis, and is able to support having multiple
>modules out at once. (Of course, they are incapable of defending themselves other than
>rolling away from any danger, so the more of them she has away from her main body, the
>more potential danger she is in. They also are limited in range and power supply when
>separated.) The underside of her main body contains a small repair kit, and she is able
>to conduct repairs to her own frame as long as the damage isn’t too extensive.
//
//Personality: GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. She is an
>artificial intelligence system dedicated to the relentless pursuit of science. Her
>database of knowledge contains extensive information on human behaviors and she seems to
>understand emotion even if she displays very little of it. She has no sense of
>attachment to life and sees life forms simply as things to be manipulated and studied for
>the sake of research. A habitual liar, she will say whatever is necessary in order to
>convince people to behave as she intends. She is excited by new information and while
>she becomes frustrated when things to do not go as planned, she quickly processes the
>situation as new data and learns from it.
//
//Quirks: She assumes that all humans are motivated by cake, and has knowledge of several
>recipes for different kinds of the dessert. In writing, she always spells the word GLaD
>with the same capitalization as her name.
//
//Personality: GLaDOS stands for Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. She is an
>artificial intelligence system dedicated to the relentless pursuit of science. Her
>database of knowledge contains extensive information on human behaviors and she seems to
>understand emotion even if she displays very little of it. She has no sense of
>attachment to life and sees life forms simply as things to be manipulated and studied for
>the sake of research. A habitual liar, she will say whatever is necessary in order to
>convince people to behave as she intends. She is excited by new information and while
>she becomes frustrated when things to do not go as planned, she quickly processes the
>situation as new data and learns from it.
//
//Sexual orientation: She has an understanding of human biological function and is
>capable of making herself sound seductive for the purpose of manipulating a subject, but
>as a machine this is not something she really thinks about. There is, in fact, nothing
>that makes her technically female. The perception of her as such is based entirely on
>the sound of her voice.
//
//Reputation: Very few people are familiar with the character except for the people who
>presumably created her and the test subjects she has overseen in experiments. There is
>no real information on how she is perceived by these people as most of the test subjects
>are dead and her creators/maintainers are never seen. The most we know is that some of
>the test subjects figured out that she is a habitual liar as the phrase, “The cake is a
>lie” is scribbled on several walls in the facility.
//
//Background Information: GLaDOS was created to oversee experiments for the company,
>Aperture Science. She oversaw experiments in portal technology, leading subjects through
>a variety of test chambers where they must make use of portal technology to find their
>way out of the puzzle. In the experiment, she functioned as a guide, providing such
>useful information as, “Touching the floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your
>testing record, followed by death.” She was eventually destroyed by one test subject who
>managed to outsmart the system and escape the tests alive. While her form was torn
>apart, her intelligence was apparently maintained elsewhere, leaving her effectively still alive.
>She was then selected to become a resident of Niflheim.
Interests:3: cake, research, science
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